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Superman teaches a computer engineer how to fly

Monday, August 27th, 2007

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Is Money More Important Than Knowledge?

Monday, August 6th, 2007

gwen stefanie sweet escape
While listening to the song of Gwen Stefani Sweet Escape at youtube, I found an interesting theory:

Salary Theorem
The less you know, the more you make.
Proof:
Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power.
Postulate 2: Time is Money.

As every engineer knows: Power = Work / Time
And since Knowledge = Power and Time = Money
It is therefore true that Knowledge = Work / Money .
Solving for Money, we get:
Money = Work / Knowledge
Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of Work done

Nice.

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